The True Answer to Hamlet's Greatest Question

Hey, when you're as famous as Shakespeare, you don't take shit from no one.

What can you take away from this, other than a fit of laughter? Write a poem in iambic pentameter that could double as your entry in a straight up rap battle. Feel free to be inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History. Rappers have mad word skill, yo.

Write something good? Great! Share it in the comments, or send it to your conservative English teacher from middle school. She or he will be proud, we know it.