Bro Poetry Strikes Again

If you know us, you know two things about us: we love haikus, and we love all kinds of nonsense. Thus, we have decreed that you, dear reader, simply have to know about this fantastic little piece of work. Ready? BRO POETRY HAIKUS.

Remember this little gem? Keep scrolling, because IT GETS EVEN BETTER.

While you'll have to go to this post to see the full list of beautiful bro haikus, we have a few favorites for you:

On Art

There are no greater

Earth-bound creators of song:

Slim Shady, Wu Tang.

On Ethics

Todd scores us some weed.

Ancestors bemoan my sin.

Bro, my hands? So big.

On Mortality

Chad dares me to jump

off the roof. Do I dream of

flight, or piss my shorts?

On Identity

Judge not a man by 

decals on his cap, but by

how backwards it is

Click here to see the rest!

Love these as much as we do? See what you can come up with. Give yourself a laugh and try to pen a poem like a beer-drinking bro might. Not everything you write has to be serious, after all.

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