4.16.2015

5 Reasons The Oxford Comma Matters, Damnit!

Oh, hi there. Let me introduce you to my little friend, The Oxford Comma:

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Now, some people, they want to kill him. They want to kill this poor little comma for no good reason. Sadly, when he finally dies, clarity will die a little death, too.

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Need some convincing? We hoped you'd say that.



Reason #1:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST NO.
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Reason #2: 

Things that were never meant to be. NEVER.
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Reason #3:

SAY NO TO TWERKING PUPPIES. Just say no.
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Reason #4:

But seriously. HAVEN'T YOU?!
Can you even say "Nelson Mandela" and "dildos" in the same sentence without being struck down by god?!

Reason #5:

This is just plain gross.
Do you really want to live in a world that has hypothetically orange juice-splatted toast?!
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BONUS REASON #6:



RYAN GOSLING LIKES THE OXFORD COMMA.
Celebrity endorsement, right there. 

To conclude: 


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND NEVER HAVING TO TYPE "NELSON MANDELA" AND "DILDOS" IN THE SAME SENTENCE AGAIN, USE THE OXFORD COMMA. 

Just. Use it. 

Fin.

I just thought we needed to end this post on a less emotionally scarring note.
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