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Now, some people, they want to kill him. They want to kill this poor little comma for no good reason. Sadly, when he finally dies, clarity will die a little death, too.
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Need some convincing? We hoped you'd say that.
Reason #1:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST NO. (via www.buzzfeed.com) |
Reason #2:
Things that were never meant to be. NEVER. (via knowyourmeme.com) |
Reason #3:
SAY NO TO TWERKING PUPPIES. Just say no. (via buzzfeed.com) |
Reason #4:
But seriously. HAVEN'T YOU?! Can you even say "Nelson Mandela" and "dildos" in the same sentence without being struck down by god?! |
Reason #5:
This is just plain gross. Do you really want to live in a world that has hypothetically orange juice-splatted toast?! (via imgur.com) |
BONUS REASON #6:
RYAN GOSLING LIKES THE OXFORD COMMA. Celebrity endorsement, right there. |
To conclude:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND NEVER HAVING TO TYPE "NELSON MANDELA" AND "DILDOS" IN THE SAME SENTENCE AGAIN, USE THE OXFORD COMMA.
Just. Use it.
Fin.
I just thought we needed to end this post on a less emotionally scarring note. (via cuteoverload.com) |
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